The man, he had a lover.

He had had that same lover for as long as he could remember. His father before him had had a lover, and his father before him. So it seemed only natural that he, too, should have the same vice.

They met when he was young, while his father was busy with his own dalliance. She was colourful, rich, vibrant. She bubbled, she frothed, yet was cool and aloof. She would titillate him, even then, her worldly ways bred into her from her own genetic base, so much more advanced than her years. A flirt here, a tickle there, a promise of what could be in store, the taste she left on his tongue embedded in his brain long before he was old enough to legally sample what she had to offer.

When legal age came, he was already addicted to her. She calmed his rage. She bolstered his ego. She gave him confidence that he could be, could do, anything he set his mind to. In the early years she was his mentor, his counsel, his judge. With her by his side he always knew what was right, what was just, what was to be.

From time to time, he strayed.

It was only natural; he justified, trying other offerings. For wasn’t he young, strong, virile? And other offerings, they were always trying to catch his eye, tempt him away from his one true love. He sampled many, as is the way of the naïve. Some younger, some older. Some richer, some with body, some with nothing more to offer than a good time for a night. She always forgave. He always returned. Still they paraded in front of him. In bars, the light would bounce from their adornments. Their coverings, gaudy, bright and eye-catching called his name. Sample me, they said. Let me show you what I can do. From time to time the temptation they offered was too much and he caved, spending far too much money on their charm and beguile. Some were dark, mysterious, exotic. Some were as white as he. Some had money behind their title, years of breeding and an aristocratic name.

Inevitably though, she always took him back. Her calling for him was unconditional.

Later in years, supposedly mature and married with children, he could not, would not give her up. She never seemed to age, she never seemed to change. When he argued with his wife, she consoled him. When he could not handle his growing children, she comforted him. When he lashed out with words or fists, it was to her waiting charms he retreated, knowing that she was there, always there, no judgment, just pure devotion to his every need. She soothed, she calmed, she caressed.

Old age came.

His children, grown and moved on, shook their heads and washed their hands of him. His wife of many years continued to wait, hoping in vain he would see that she was the one, she would triumph, she would outlive the other love and all would as it should be.

The wife did, indeed, outlive the other love. But her time of shining never came. See, she also outlived the man, who died alongside that lover, so entwined that together, they were as one.

She finally took him, that lover.

She became so much a part of him, that there was no division between the two. His brain became so confused he could not tell day from night, mother from daughter, son from father. His body, once strong, betrayed him. His heart, finally broken beyond repair, altered course and beat to its own newly created erratic rhythm. The liver, overloaded from love, stopped working. And the mind went insane as it died, screaming her name, silently…

I feel a change a comin’
It’s rollin’ ’round the bend,
And I ain’t felt that change is right
since, I don’t know when,
I was stuck in bloggy prison,
and time keeps draggin’ on.
But that change keeps a calling me,
and tells me to move on.

Well, not quite that drastic really.

I’ll still be here. For a while.  I have been offered opportunities to write elsewhere, to help others, be somewhere.
And in that, I have felt the need to streamline for quite a while.

And I want to do it.

Soo-ooo..

I am melding some blogs. Sort of like a big melting pot of places, words and themes.
Here on good old RW, you’ll have my ramblings, my renovation posts, my stories, and probably a lot of blather.
I blather too much.

I’ll be here, and there, but no where else.

Not as me, anyway.

Who knows… there may even be a facelift along the way :)

 

Lake Barooon, Sunshine Coast Hinterland

Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree

Merry merry king of the bush is he.

Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra,

Gay your life must be!

Kookaburra sits on the electric wire

Jumping up and down, with his pants on fire.

Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch! Kookaburra,

Hot your tail must be!

The gorgeous Alicia and hubby Steve, remembering what real sunshine feels like as they holidayed from the arctic  Melbourne.

Great to see you again. Our turn next! :) x

So, I’ve been somewhat elusive over the last few weeks.  OK – months.

I know. 

 And I’ve been slow on email contact, visiting blogs, catching up with friends. 

I know

 Heck. I haven’t even sent out my Christmas cards yet, now bloody hot cross buns are beckoning me from the bakery aisle. 

 Yes, I know. 

 I’ve been one of those semi obsessed parents since around September, focussing on the Jamboree and Scouts and the boy and so forth. 

It’s a pretty big deal, a 12 day endurance camp for 13,000 kids aged between 11 and 14.  A once in a lifetime chance. No power, take your own everything from sleeping bags and air mattresses to mess kits (that’s crockery and cutlery for the un-initiated) do your own cooking, washing, cleaning, no one to tell you when to brush your teeth, have a shower, eat  your peas.

I even reactivated that stupid stalkbook Facebook account (the one I began so I could play Scrabble and never did – Hi Tracey…) so I could join other obsessed likeminded parents in watching the pages and groups relevent to the biggest gathering of Aussie Scouts in history. 

Those Facebook pages read like foreign dictionaries to non-scout people. Contingents and troops and patrols and sub camps and mess tents and frat tents and uniforms and TLs and PLs and so forth. 

Posts from a few inside the camp who had the luxury of solar panels to charge laptops and phones (restricted to adult leaders only) kept us informed of bits and bobs: 

“Stats of the shower blocks show that 25,000 3 minute showers were held over 13 days. You know how many scouts were  in attendance. Now add the leaders. Now do the math(s?).” 

 The rest was up the parents.

Madly Facebook posting while scouring hundreds of thousands of news stories and photos and YouTube videos in the hope of seeing their child and catching a glimpse of bush pack living enmasse. 

 The only photo of GB in existence seems to be one of the back of his head.

Upon the return of the scouts, one of the funniest threads to follow was the lost and found thread.  I am no longer alone in my despair of GBs ability to lose anything not attached to his body. 

 ”Oh the irony. My son left home wearing his Vic Contingent shirt and leaving behind his uniform shirt. He arrived home in his uniform shirt, having lost his Vic Contingent shirt.” 

 Shirts of such description are mandatory.

“And as my son said – “how ironic is this Mum – I got awarded the Lost & Found Award cos I lost the most stuff & then I lost the award”…Thats my boy :-)”

That cracked me up.

Now he’s back, and is doing his part to live up to the expected 3 days of sleep most seem to need  upon return. No revelry calls or curfews for a few days. Awakenings are peppered with feeding, and little stories of camp life such as this:

 Me: Did you have a ‘wake up call every morning’?
Him: Yeah, it was called a PL with 2 saucepan lids…
 

 And I am somewhat in awe of the grown up kid that traded places with my baby somewhere in Sydney. 

Although somethings never change.

GB was INTENT on proving to me can do an International Jamboree without losing anything (you know he has a record) that he elected to pack *everything* back into his suitcase, even the things which I had suggested he throw away before coming home. Like mud activity clothes, endurance clothes, skirmish gear.

Duly proud and only minor things lost (Anyone have an AJ drink bottle spare?) We washed salvageable items (including a shirt that wasn’t ours) threw out every pair of socks and jocks since they were on a mission to gas the neighbourhood, he slept most of the first day home and all night. Then awoke that morning to a telephone call.

“This is X from Scouts Australia – we found a sleeping bag on the plane…”

 Yep. Not one of us realised he had come home without his sleeping bag.

I am still a bit semi obsessed with Jamboree stories. 

Can you tell?

 

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